Dear Flabby

Dear Flabby,

“What are you to do when your favorite band doesn’t give you a show in over a year???

Please help!!

Signed, Jeff

Dear Flabby,

“What happens when my old lady doesn’t want to give up the shiny-sheen to me?”

Signed,  Ben

Well, Flabby received a couple of inquiries that can be handled by the same answer.

First of all the question from Flabby fan, Jeff … “What are you to do when your favorite band doesn’t give you a show in over a year?” and from Flabby fan, Ben, …. “What happens when my old lady doesn’t want to give up the shiny-sheen to me?”

Now, let’s get serious, at least for a very short while.  Hmmmm, favorite band giving you a show, the old lady giving up the shiny-sheen.

Both require patience, but, the band question does not require graveling and ‘honey-doo’ demands that generally turn a grown man into a snail, all for a little shiny-sheen.

Patience for both, but the one that really blows you away doesn’t require a bunch of hugging afterwards.

Patience for both, but which one allows you to SCREAM for a couple of hours, without the cops being called?!?

Boy, sometimes we get our priorities twisted!!

Flabby’s advise …. Burn a big fatty, and be patient … and tell the old lady to burn two big fatties and take a shower!